Dear Owen: Thanks for the laugh yesterday when you brought out my high heels and put them on. I will try to resist showing the pictures and video to your friends and girlfriends when you're in high school. And I give you props for actually being able to walk in them. That was pretty impressive.
Dear Jesus: Thank you for providing when we unexpectedly got that crazy high medical bill last week. Why do I continue to be surprised about your provision? My Bible verses for the week should be Matthew 6:25-34.
Dear Katie and David: Congratulations on having a baby today (well, some point later today). I cannot wait to see her sweet face and hear what you've named her!
Dear Kentucky Weather: I thought I made myself clear last week. I'm done with the cold and snow. Please at least be warm on Easter and Owen's birthday.
Dear Baby No. 2: Mommy is dying to feel you move more. Keep up the kickboxing practice so you can get stronger and really give me some big kicks and punches.
Dear Bloggers Who Vlog: My time is limited. I have a toddler to chase around after all. So I don't have time to watch you ramble on for 15 minutes in a video when I could just read a blog post in a couple minutes. It's a surefire way to get me to not tune in that day.
Dear Candy Crush Level 29: How much longer will I be stuck on you? And I am not going to pay money for extra turns or to skip or buy exploding gumballs or whatever. Even Tim couldn't beat it the other day.
Dear The Little Book Club: Thanks for owning up to your mistake this month and offering incentive for me to stick around and try out your company. This gives me hope in you and I can't wait to receive our books for Owen!
Dear The Walking Dead: Please kill off The Governor soon. He really deserves it.